fortroughs:

(via shotgunshellsandfeathers)

Black Widow: Deadly Origin — #02

(Source: fivecentsplease)

deadlyballerina:

Black Widow a.k.a Natasha Romanoff

theblindreichenbach:

(Source: theblindreichenbach)

deathstr0ke:

Tasha.. you are no help when it comes to Wade Wilson. Saving the world, you’re like the best asset ever.. you’re like the Derek Jeter of the Avengers.. wait no.. more like Alfonso.. Ichiro? Piazza. You’re like the Mike Piazza of the Avengers. But with Wade.. you’re like that glue that dried to early so i’m stuck prodding to pieces together,

*shrugs* There is no controlling Wade, merely…containing him. You really think that now he’s attached will stop him from flirting outrageously with everyone? He’s like a hurricane of bad pick-up lines and lewd innuendos.

Once, during a mission, James and Natalia masqueraded as a rich, Austrian couple in order to infiltrate a private, ‘charity’ gala in Poland. She had been beautiful, and it had been easy to fall into their roll. Drinks and music and dancing and then, the hit. She was still beautiful after and James still remembers.

(via seventeenthstar)

“Wade. We need to talk.”

hemsworthss:

(via assvenger)

deathstr0ke:

Don’t say that, please don’t say that. You want me.. you want me to flirt back? No, no NO. Not doing it.

Well then, looks like you’ll just have to deal with his endless flirting. Good luck with that.

deathstr0ke:

I should be used to it by now, as long as i’ve known him. Ugh well he knows it bothers me, so I guess that’s why I get the brunt of it. Life is a game to Wade.

He likes you, it is a sign of affection I think. You should throw him a curve ball, play along next time. And don’t I know it dear.